Two Flatmates Are Better Than One

Oct 14

Two Flatmates Are Better Than One

After a heavy night on the town with the flatmates, and crawling a number of clubs, the night was drawing to a close.  I felt I needed to clear up the floor, and so ended up with a bird who would have been hitting a 6 or 7 out of 10.  The two of us headed back to hers to continue the night, and ended up playing ring of fire with her housemates.  One of them was an absolutely steaming blonde who must have been pushing an 8 or 9.  As the drinks continued to flow the girl I had initially gone home with was absolutely plastered and said she was heading to bed.  I told her I would shortly follow, but instead, continued playing ring of fire with the cute blonde.  One thing lead to another and the next thing I know I was hammering her out on the kitchen table.  After the deed was done I was left with the choice of walking back to mine, a good 40 minute walk, or just crashing on their sofa.

I was awoken at 9am by the original bird who I had bought home stroking my forehead and thanking me for not taking advantage of her when she was so drunk.  She bought me in a Full English breakfast, and preceded to thank my gentlemanly-ness by finishing off my morning glory.


Submitted anonymously from a University student at: Bath University, England


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