Crackin’ Good Time

Jan 27

Crackin’ Good Time

I have done the unspeakable. Why I will not know. I stupidly went for a cheeky number 2 in the Uni toilets. I’m not even a particularly big girl, but somehow the pan fell off under my weight, slipped on the floor, and cracked. My arse was stuck between the seat and my right arm crammed in the bowl. Hearing this huge crash, a good four or five girls came rushing in asking if I was okay. I sat in the toilet, helpless and humiliated, and waited for them all to leave before sneaking out of the cubicle door and running straight back home for a shower.

 

Submitted anonymously from a University student at: Oxford Brookes University, England

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